No Wife :(

Unfortunately or Fortunately I do not have a wife.
A wife to make my house 'home' for me;
fill my stomach,
reach my brains,
lick my bod
and spoil my mind!

'order' things :)
or just let me lay around
and rot on my couch.
So there...

BUT..

Well, I have a husband ;)

:-p Anddd...he has a wife like above!!! ;)